So I while I was escaping a gang war in Turkey (they just can’t respect cheese kurds the way I do) I got attacked by some crazy guys with pointy sticks in Thrace (which is in Greece), so me and the bois (they demanded I call them that in exchange for gummy bears, so I’d say it was a good trade) rented a ship and went on a little trip to wherever the heck the wind can get us. Just kidding, we have a motor. Hopefully the european coast guard won’t pull us over (i that a thing?). Anyways, we’re now at sea and it’s really [EXPLETIVE] hard to type this! But anyway,